http://www.advisor.ca/tax/tax-news/cra-may-ignore-fatca-trust-rules-147928
Plot synopsis: A motley group of Canadian dissidents find themselves locked up in Guantanamo Bay after leaking government secrets on the internet.
All-star cast:
Deckard1138: Harrison Ford
Pacifica: Michelle Pfeifer
Calgary411: Meryl Streep
WhiteKat: Uma Thurman
Schubert: Jack Nicholson
AtticusinCanada: Julia Roberts
IRScompliantforever: Steve Martin
Nobledreamer: Goldie Hawn
Gwevil: Rachel Weisz
Petros: Jet Li
John Richardson: Kevin Kline
Badger: Talia Shire
Barack Obama: Peter Williams
30-year IRS Vet: Woody Allen
Just Me: Robert De Niro
Bubblebustin: Glenne Headly
WhatAmI: Robert Redford
NorthernStar: Jane Fonda
CanadianCop: Clint Eastwood
Blaze: Sigourney Weaver
Swisspinoy: Daniel Craig
Eric: Jackie Chan
Tina Turner: Herself
Please add more casting suggestions in the comment section. I left a lot of people out.