An unusual report from Metro News: MapleMatch.com offers to pair Canadians, Americans fleeing Trump
A new dating website is offering to pair Americans with Canadian singles to save them from a Donald Trump presidency.
MapleMatch.com promises love and a U.S. escape plan if Trump becomes commander-in-chief.
However, nowhere does MapleMatch.com see fit to warn their Canadian users about the severe dangers of becoming intimate with Americans: your new lover has a crazy stalker ex named Sam, who’s coming after you two across international borders to get his voyeuristic jollies. For the rest of your life, you’ll never be alone together: the weirdo will peep into the most private aspects of your relationship, keep trying to break into your house to help himself to money from your wallet, and threaten to drag your children into his perverted games.



